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Why have you chosen this career? he asked. I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father, the student replied. Your father made a million dollars in farming? echoed the impressed dean. No, replied the applicant. But he always dreamed of it. 农 校 的 招 生 办 主 任 在 面 试 一 个 上 线 的 学 生,“你 为 何 要 选 择 这 个 职 业?”他 问。 “我 梦 想 以 经 营 农 场 来 赚 一 百 万 元,就 像 我 父 亲 一 样。”这 个 学 生 回 答 说。 “你 父 亲 经 营 农 场 赚 了 一 百 万 元?”主 任 惊 诧 地 问 道。 “没 有,”这 位 申 请 人 回 答 道,“他 总 是 梦 想 着 赚 到 这 个 数 目。”弓砌弓砌:开 车 不 小 心 把 人 撞 了,迅 速 把 人 送 医 院,医 院 要 求 被 撞 方 住 院,一 星 期 后 我 问 医 生:啥 时 候 能 出 院?医 生 说:急 啥 呢,没 事 就 住 着 呗,反 正 是 对 方 掏 钱!我 很 平 静 说:大 夫,我 就 是 对 方!医 生 满 脸 黑 线 头。0f120f12:一 个5岁 小 屁 孩 来 到 移 动 营 业 厅,“阿 姨,我 要 充 话 费。” “呦,这 么 小 也 用 手 机 啊!” “妈 妈 说 我 是 冲 话 费 送 的,我 想 有 个 妹 妹。”6s记6s记:给 你 们 讲 一 个 恐 怖 故 事: 如 果 你 半 夜 十 二 点 站 在 镜 子 前,大 喊 三 声:“血 腥 玛 丽!”就 会 发 生 恐 怖 的 事——————————————————你 妈 妈 就 会 揪 着 你 的 头 发,大 骂:“半 夜 不 睡 觉,发 什 么 神 经!”建模仿真虚拟现实:2019-1-21unilorin.edu.ngBCxxBCxx:“我 给 大 家 介 绍 一 下,这 位 是 刘 处,这 位 是 李 处,这 位 是 王 处……”话 音 未 落,旁 边 一 位 领 导 模 样 的 人 站 起 来 说:“大 家 叫 我 小 聂 就 好 了。”寒es寒es:在 超 市 里,5岁 小 男 孩 儿 要 这 要 那。妈 妈 说:“太 贵 啦,咱 不 要!”小 男 孩:“都 金 融 危 机 啦,怎 么 东 西 还 这 么 贵 啊?”帖9Z帖9Z:室 友 问 我:狗 为 什 么 会 吃 屎?我 问 他:你 为 什 么 会 吃 臭 豆 腐?他 说:臭 豆 腐 越 吃 越 香。我 说:狗 可 能 也 是 这 么 想 的。。。fMzVfMzV: 坐 地 铁,是 一 项 糅 合 太 极,柔 道,缩 骨 功 的 综 合 性 运 动PQ拖PQ拖:为 了 戒 掉 烟,我 开 始 吃 槟 榔。现 在 我 终 于 知 道 槟 榔 加 烟,法 力 无 边!物联网大数据云计算:2019-1-21leonisa.comvd销vd销: 树 上 有 两 只 鸟,猎 人 举 枪 打 下 一 只,发 现 是 只 没 毛 的,正 在 纳 闷,另 一 只 鸟 飞 下 来 大 骂 猎 人:MD,我 刚 把 她 扒 光,你 就 给 打 下 来 啦!2Tyl2Tyl:见 到 我 以 后 你 会 突 然 发 现——啊,原 来 帅 也 可 以 这 样 具 体 呀!inw9inw9:第 一 天 上 班,中 午 休 息 的 时 候 跟 新 领 导 闲 聊,聊 到 家 庭 情 况。 领 导:小 王,你 的 名 字 取 的 不 错,谁 取 的? 我:我 妈 取 的,我 跟 我 妈 姓。 领 导:哦,跟 母 亲 姓?那 还 是 比 较 少 啊,那 你 父 亲 姓 什 么? 我:也 姓 王。。。领 导:。。。。。。。远搏远搏:一 女 同 学 几 年 不 见,竟 然 从 牙 签 妹 变 成 一 大 胖 子。今 天 和 哥 们 一 块 在 街 上 遇 见,我 们 都 很 吃 惊!沉 默 了 几 秒 钟,一 哥 们 说:都 说 时 间 是 把 杀 猪 刀,怎 么 到 你 身 上 就 变 成 猪 饲 料 了?HLH9HLH9:男 生 对 她 的 女 朋 友 说:“我 的 脑 里 全 是 你!”他 女 朋 友 不 屑 的 说 道:“我 看 你 脑 里 全 是 屎!”男 生 很 诚 恳 的 说 道:“我 不 允 许 你 这 么 说 你 自 己!”驱动程序中间件接口:2019-1-21PC小助手官方下载kc钩kc钩:美 女 正 在 看 杂 技 表 演。帅 气 的 男 演 员 将 老 二 放 进 鳄 鱼 嘴,用 棒 子 猛 敲 鳄 鱼 头 部,精 彩 的 表 演 博 得 观 众 一 片 喝 彩!男 演 员 问:“哪 位 观 众 敢 上 来 试 试?”美 女 站 起 来 喊 道:“我 敢!不 过 你 不 许 砸 我 脑 袋!”。行残行残:大 象 被 蛇 咬 了,可 蛇 飞 快 地 钻 进 地 洞 里,大 象 很 郁 闷,心 想:等 到 天 黑,小 样,看 你 出 来 不!这 时 洞 里 钻 出 一 蚯 蚓,大 象 咣 当 一 脚 踩 上 去:小 子,你 爹 呢。2+Zk2+Zk:梦 见 自 己 加 入 了 一 个 特 工 组 织。 考 官 一 脸 严 肃 地 告 诉 我:“做 特 工 的 人,必 须 相 貌 平 凡,让 人 看 上 一 眼 都 记 不 住 长 什 么 样 子。你 的 成 绩 排 名 第 二,是 唯 一 合 格 的 人。” 我 强 忍 住 被 侮 辱 的 辛 酸,问 他 们 成 绩 第 一 的 怎 么 没 被 录 取? 考 官 回 答 说 面 试 后 所 有 人 都 忘 了 他 长 什 么 样 子 了……婚悦婚悦:今 天 坐 公 交,见 一 大 姐 上 来,怀 里 抱 个 娃 娃 用 小 被 包 的 严 严 实 实 的,赶 紧 给 大 姐 让 座。谁 知 大 姐 坐 下 后 打 开 小 被 抱 出 的 却 是 一 只 泰 迪,还 对 泰 迪 说:儿 子,来,谢 谢 哥 哥。本 着 嘻 嘻 哈 哈 精 神 就 夸 了 小 狗 一 句:大 姨,你 儿 子 真 漂 亮,随 他 爸 吧?大 姨 得 意 的 说,那 是,我 儿 子 他 爸 那 可 是 纯 种。忽 然 好 像 感 觉 不 对,狠 狠 瞪 了 我 一 眼 把 头 转 向 窗 外 了。大 姐,是 您 说 是 您 儿 子 的,您 瞪 我 干 嘛 啊?我 可 真 没 说 您 是 狗 日 的 啊?我 也 忒 冤。室kG室kG:经 查,嫦 娥 是 一 个 风 流 富 婆:1有 别 墅:广 寒 宫;2过 夜 生 活:白 天 难 见;3养 宠 物:玉 兔;4极 度 挥 霍:太 空 游;5绯 闻 多:与 后 羿、吴 刚、八 戒 等 有 染!传感器嵌入式通信协议:2019-1-21danbolig.dk9b市9b市:I Have His Ear in My PocketI Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?A kid bit me, replied Ivan.Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother.I'd know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.他 的 耳 朵 在 我 衣 兜 里 伊 凡 鼻 子 流 着 血 回 到 家 里。他 妈 妈 问,“发 生 了 什 么 事?”“一 个 男 孩 咬 了 我 一 口,”伊 凡 说。“再 见 到 他 你 能 认 出 来 吗?”妈 妈 问。“他 走 到 哪 里 我 都 能 认 出 他,”伊 凡 说。“他 的 耳 朵 还 在 我 衣 兜 里 呢。”I3uUI3uU:今 天 看 见 一 个 漂 亮 的 女 网 友 名 字 叫 五 大 三 粗,我 不 解,这 么 漂 亮 的 女 孩 子 怎 么 能 起 这 个 名 字 呢!于 是 便 问:你 为 什 么 叫 这 个 名 字 啊?她 羞 羞 的 回 答:我 交 过 八 个 男 朋 友!囊岁囊岁:上 课 和 同 桌 打 架,双 双 被 罚 站。下 课 老 师 问 我 错 了 吗,我 说 知 道 了,老 师 问 我 错 哪 儿 了,我 说 打 架 不 该 占 用 上 课 时 间,应 该 下 课 打………于 是 又 被 带 到 办 公 室 罚 站 了 一 节 课。私tI私tI:A:“哇,你 这 个 是 绿 色 的 耶!”B:“你 的 金 色 是 最 健 康 的!”C:“你 俩 能 不 能 好 好 拉 屎?”箱最箱最:人 家 有 的 是 背 景,而 我 有 的 只 是 背 影~~。测试测量组态控制:2019-1-21网络音乐播放器总锄总锄:怎 么 回 事?刚 才 拨 打 你 手 机,铃 声 响 后 提 示 说:对 方 正 在 裸 奔,请 稍 候 再 拨。真 不 敢 相 信!再 次 拨 打 又 说:对 不 起,您 拨 的 用 户 已 奔 出 服 务 区,请 稍 候 再 拨。燕智燕智:曾 经 有 一 段 巴 巴 适 适 的 爱 情 摆 得 我 当 门,老 子 没 有 张 事 他,如 果 上 帝 再 给 我 一 个 扯 二 火 的 机 会,我 会 说,小 妹,耍 个 朋 友 蛤!臂鹂臂鹂:“你 们 吃 我 的 穿 我 的,天 天 不 是 玩 手 机,就 是 想 睡 觉,时 常 还 生 病,一 点 都 不 努 力,还 败 光 我 的 家 产,你 们 对 得 起 我 吗?!”我 低 下 头,对 着 自 己 的 身 体 说。18脖18脖:自 习 课,和 同 学 说 到 马 克 思。我 问:“他 留 这 么 长 的 胡 子,不 怕 喝 汤 的 时 候 滴 到 胡 子 上 吗?”同 学 答:“之 所 以 留 这 么 长 的 胡 子,就 是 怕 滴 到 衣 服 上。”zk谅zk谅:中 午 吃 饭 时,老 婆 问 我:“今 天 我 做 的 米 饭 硬 不 硬?”我 吃 了 一 口 碗 里 的 米 饭 后 回 答 说:“不 算 硬,挺 软 的,我 喜 欢 吃……”儿 子 接 过 话 茬 说:“我 老 爸 最 喜 欢 吃‘软 饭’……”
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